WTF is wrong with straight men? Everything.

Let's face it. The problem is straight men.

To understand WTF is wrong with straight men in America, trust the science. Because for 300,000 years, most guys didn’t make the genetic cut — only the cockiest, pushiest, most show-offy men managed to pass along their DNA, generation after generation. And guess what? That’s who every modern straight man descends from.

Why have any straight men at all?

Historically, straight men were credited with building civilizations, writing laws, and running the show. But in 2025, women are outperforming straight men in nearly every arena — from education to leadership to basic emotional intelligence. Which leaves us here, with this important question: do straight men have any purpose in modern society at all?